My neighbors have fake roosters on their lawn. I don't get it. Why not get the real thing? Although, I guess, I'm glad they don't have real roosters because I don't like waking up at 4 a.m. by the sound of dumb roosters a-crowing (or whatever roosters do) but still, why the fake roosters?

Look I know I live on a block that is predominately brown (except for the three white people that didn't get the white flight memo) but roosters, fake roosters?
Look family who lives in that house with the fake roosters you're almost as bad as the lady with the fake flowers planted in the front lawn.

They almost fooled me though, silly roosters.