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I never got the "Juno" backlash, you know, that adorable little movie about about a girl named Juno (played by ellen page) who happens to get pregnant by her best friend, Bleeker (played by the awesome michael cera), and decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption.

When buzz for the movie first came out, all the cool kids, hipsters, scenesters and just plain ers were raving about how great the movie was and how everyone should watch. Finally, a movie with a smart, independent quarky female lead character that the girls of America could look up to. Well apparently everyone go see "Juno" (it made well over $100 million) and all of a sudden al the cool kids turned their back on the little movie that could. All of a sudden "Juno" was a sell out and a horrible influence on little girls making them think getting pregnant is cool. Because when I make a list of things that are totally awesome/cool getting pregnant is about #4 right after doing a line of cocaine from a strippers ass. I lead a wild life.

Whatever, I'm sticking by "Juno." Yeah I watched it twice in the theatre and yeah I totally bought the dvd the day it came out. i'll admit this because i thought it was a great feel good movie. It made me want to be 16 year-old pregnant teenager. but, alas we can't all have our dreams come true.

also, i have a deep love for michael cera.
oh, i feel like such a pedophile.